Hotel Review: The Hospital Club

Two things will leave you confidently assured you are not in your run-of-the-mill hotel. One is the fact that at sun-down (7 pm for those who have already started despairing about the length of the summer) a mobile barman rolls along with his trolley of libations to mix you a complimentary cocktail. Every single day. The second is the presence of an erotic minibar containing essentials like tie cuffs and paddles.